Sayonara

Oi! Ayumi! Sayonara!
Oi! Ayumi! See ya later!

(When we first met you)

You were playing the bass and singing in Harmacy
Then you did the same in the brilliant Ratbags
Always down the front watching all the bands play
In your 2 Sick Monkeys t-shirt
But now you're going home and you're leaving London
You're going home and you're leaving England
2 Sick Monkeys gonna miss you mate
Bye bye from us and have fun - Oi! oi! Oi!

Bruce Brenda David Death

Little baby born a boy!!!

Routine circumcision goes horribly wrong
Little baby Bruce was terribly burned
Dr John Money suggests an experiment
Money talked and the desperate parents listened

Turn him into a girl!!!

Money's experiment was based on his theory
That nurture was more important than nature
Was he the answer to the desperate parents pleas?
Or were they the answer to his?

Little girl bcomes a man!!!

Bruce Brenda David Death!!!

Had Enough

I've had enough, I've gotta get out
Gotta get out, I've had enough

Number One Retard

I'm the champion, I'm the best
I'm the one with the head most-messed

Bullshitter

Yes you are, no I'm not
Contradict

It's all an act, hide the truth
Hypocrite

I Don't Wanna Be Me

I don't wanna be me, I don't like what I see
I don't like who I am, I just wanna be free
I don't wanna be me, I don't wanna be me

I don't wanna be me, I don't like what I see
What's the point of it all? And what's it all mean?
I don't wanna be me, I don't wanna be me
I don't wanna be me, I don't wanna be me

I don't wanna be me, I just wanna be free
I don't like who I am, I don't like what I see
I don't wanna be me, I don't wanna be me
I don't wanna be me, I don't wanna be me

No Brakes

Childhood memories , fun and games
The sun was shining every day
Inseperable as we charged around
Knocking the obstacles to the ground

No brakes - got no brakes
No brakes - can't slow down
No brakes - got no brakes
Can't stop, won't stop, take you down.

Full of beans We hit top speed
Unstoppable two-man wrecking spree
As all around us targets fell
We'd grin from ear-to-ear and yell

Childhood memories , fun and games
The sun was shining every day
Inseperable as we charged around
Knocking the other kids to the ground

Migraine

Jagged edges, fiery circle
Moving closer, turning, burning
Pressure building, eyes are closing
Light's too bright, this headache hell

Blind spot aura, pins and needles
Vision's blurred, I'm shaking, boiling
Nauseous, please no loud noises
I'm so tired, this headache hell

Migraine, migraine
It's doing my head in, so helpless it's useless
Please turn out the lights!
Migraine!

Last Orders

No room for him but he's only small
You get rid of him and you lose us all
So you kicked him out but he found the keys
And brought this place down to its knees
We used to have a laugh when we came in here
Now we won't even go anywhere near
You're an evil liar with a face of fire
Your contract's temp, you're only on hire

Time's up - truth's out!
Time's up - you're out!

Tell me how this stupid cow
Was allowed to ruin our public house
Breezed in new, right out of the blue
Tried to do a job but she didn't have a clue
Well we had you sussed right from the start
You killed this place, broke its heart
You're an evil liar with a face of fire
Your contract's temp, you're only on hire

I Love Booze

Beer, cider, absinthe, whisky, all this booze will do for me
I demand some booze...drink!!

Drinking all this booze is giving me the shits
I get so fucking drunk I suck on slapper's tits
Walking down the street a bottle of cider in my hand
Knock this fucker down me neck and go and get some cans

I Love Booze!!!

Vodka, gin, meths and plonk, all this booze won't do me wrong
I demand some booze...drink!!

All this booze I love to drink, I end up puking in the sink
Kidneys fucked, liver's dead, I'm close to death I think
I've ran out of booze!!! I'm heading for the gas
Kidneys fucked, liver's dead, never thought I'd die this fast

I Love Booze!!!